Let's be clear I am not anti love or romance. But nothing about Valentine's Day is romantic. A day set by card companies to make money. Cynical? Not at all. I love romance and I love to be seduced or to seduce but I avoid Valentine's Day like a Demon or Vampire would avoid Halloween (Geek Alert! Cool Buffy segue).
Let's also be clear on what I mean by the food seduction posts. If you want to add a partner in your kitchen shenanigans that is fine, be aware that this will probably result in murder if both of you are fairly decent in different areas of cooking.
I don't cook, much like I don't wear make up just to seduce another person. I do these things because it makes ME feel good. On the days this doesn't make me feel good, guess what? I DON'T DO IT!!!
Oh and by the way
YOU WILL NEVER RE CREATE THE CUTE MOMENT IN LADY AND THE TRAMP WITH THE SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.....NEVER!
These are the reasons why:
1. What are you doing eating spaghetti off of my plate? GET YOUR OWN!
2. Spaghetti on a first date will only end up with a "Joker" smile from the sauce and bits of Oregano in your teeth.
3. You will not look sexy slurping that long bit that fell off your fork. You will look like a duck!
Sorry for the rant but Valentine's Day...Not cool!
All my love,
Ginger xxxx
P.S Look out for this evening's blog! With Anti Valentine's day recipes!
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